Archive for March 2010
Everyone knows the only required pub crawl attire is the Pub Crawl shirt. What people often don’t know is how you decide to pair it says a lot about you.
Jeans: You’re taking this thing seriously. You plan on hitting every bar and doing it comfortably. Sure the next morning your jeans will smell like a beer and cigarette factory, but your shirt will have every bar marked off and you’ll have one less life goal to fulfill.
Short Shorts: Who cares that it’s only April and your legs will be numb by the third bar. You’ve been waiting for that special occasion to use your dad’s running shorts and that time is now. Sure you’ll get a lot of weird looks, but who cares? These bad boys give you great range of movement for sprinting between bars; not to mention you don’t have to unzip to use the urinal.
Kilt: You paid a lot of money for this kilt and you’re tired of just being able to wear it on St. Patty’s Day and your Irish grandpa’s funeral. This is both a good and bad idea. Good because kilts are awesome, but bad because your team will be lifting your Irish skirt all night and your blarney stones are shy.
Costume: Your sick of the “normal weekend”. You haven’t gone crazy since halloween and your ready to let loose. You know this will be a good conversation starter when meeting girls on other teams and you’ll be the life of the party. Your bladder won’t be thanking you though. Good luck getting out of that banana costume later in the night when you need to pee.
Oversized hoodie under the shirt: You have no desire to hook up with anyone tonight. You don’t care that you look like the Staypuff Marshmallow man because the only thing you care about is staying warm and finishing this crawl. You want to have fun with your friends and maybe hook up with someone on your team later in the night.
Swimsuit bottoms: Your mission? To skank it out to the max. Your douche-bag boyfriend just broke up with you and nothing will make him more jealous then photos on facebook of you during the crawl with your swimsuit bottoms. Heck, he might even take you back if you don’t find a new boyfriend by the end of the night.
Spandex pants: These bad boys will keep you warm and they’re comfortable. All you need is some leg warmers and a scrunchy and you’ll look just like a 80′s workout instructor.
Old prom dress: You’re insane.
This and other important information can be found on the shirt info page under team shirts.
Q: I ordered more than one shirt, but when I go to the PayPal payment page it says I only ordered one.
A: Don’t worry, nothing is wrong with the order. Simply type in the correct total of shirts you ordered and hit the update totals button. This will update the total amount that you owe.
Q: Can I order my shirt individually?
A: Yes, simply leave zeros in the shirt sizes that you don’t need and write a 1 in the size you do need. You can pick it up individually or add it to a team by typing in the team name.
Q: Can I add to a previous order?
A: Yes, simply place a new order with the same team name and in the additional instructions box type in ADD TO PREVIOUS ORDER.
Q: Why is it more expensive to buy shirts on April 2nd?
A: This is to compensate for the extra charge of express shipping the shirts so they can be printed on time. TIP: If you have a group of people that you know for sure will be on your team, order the shirts and have the stragglers on your team order their shirts individualy.
Q: Can I cancel my order?
A: Send us an e-mail at email@example.com to cancel your order. If you ordered before April 1st you have 48 hours to cancel your order. If 48 hours has passed it is still possible to cancel your order, but not guaranteed. If you order your shirts after April 1st you have 1 hour to cancel your order.
Some shirt colors have been added and some have been taken away. Check out the updated color chart by clicking below.
Drunk Friend 1: Hello comrade, set down that domestic beer and let’s discuss the pub jaunt.
Drunk Friend 2: You must be hammered because you’re talking very proper.
Drunk Friend 1: Be that as it may, we only have a few days left to procure shirts before the bounty is upcast to 15 shillings.
Drink Friend 2: Are you even speaking English anymore? Don’t worry about it, we’ll order shirts now for the people that we know will be on our team and anyone who wants to join can add to the order later. They only need to order one shirt and use the same team name.
Drunk Friend 1: Marvelous! Now let’s get back to playing frothy mug toss.
Drunk Friend 2: I hate English majors.
With all 14 bars signed up for the spring crawl, it’s time to focus on crawl events and scavenger hunt. We want all the bars participating this year to have some sort of fun event/game for crawlers to participate in. The Magnet will have a special table set up dedicated to body shots, so make sure to keep your belly button clean during the crawl. Screwballs will have a “Wheel of Fortune” game set-up for chances to win cool prizes and Cranky Pat’s will have an all-u-cat eat pizza buffet after midnight to fuel you through the crawl. We are expecting more bars to have events as well and we’ll keep you updated with the Events page under Bars.
We would also like to add to the scavenger hunt. The scavenger hunt is a perfect excuse to act like an idiot or make out with the hot person on your team. If you have an idea that you think should be added to the scavenger hunt list, leave a comment.