Chicago Architecture
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I never get sick of looking at our beautiful skyline. I don’t care that I look like a tourist downtown just because I look up at the towering buildings in awe. Chicago is well known for it’s beautiful and constantly changing skyline so excuse me for enjoying it. I love reading about new additions and changes to older buildings. A great blog for this is The Chicago Architecture Blog. I suggest you check it out.
FAQ about “Shit Chicagoans Say”
Most of the response to the “Shit Chicagoans Say” is extremely positive, but some people aren’t so happy. Chicagoans are very proud of their city so it was no surprise to me to find out that some people wanted more out of the video. I’m posting this to help ease some upset people.
“You missed so many things”
99% of the things people say we “missed” had to be edited out. A typical “Shit ____ say” video shouldn’t be longer than two in a half minutes and anything longer than three is beyond annoying. If I would have kept all the quotes in the video would have been 10 minutes long. We had to cut a lot of good stuff out to get to an appropriate length. If this was a cat video I’m sure it could have been 10 minutes long and most would love it, but even then someone would say, ‘Why isn’t this an hour long? I NEED ONE HOUR OF CATS TO STAY ALIVE.”
“This should be Shit Northsiders Say”
The north side of Chicago is still Chicago so the title isn’t incorrect. I’m sorry that we didn’t have time to go to every neighborhood in Chicago and film what each side says differently. This is a “Shit ___ Say” video, not a documentary.
“You’re not even from Chicago!”
You are correct my friend, but I’m sorry there is nothing I can do about that. I guess I’m less of a person because I couldn’t use fetus mind control powers to get my mom to pop me out in Chicago. I’ve lived in Los Angeles, San Diego, Wisconsin, Denver, Taiwan, and Chicago. Chicago is by far the best place I’ve lived, I love it here, and I’m proud to call myself a Chicagoan. Many people who helped write the video were born and raised here in Chicago and I even got help from reddit.com/r/chicago.
“You’re a yuppie”
People still use that term, what is it 1985? Well in order to be a yuppie I would have to be upper middle or upper class. Considering I live in a small studio apartment with my cat, Mayor McCheese, and eat ramen noodles, I doubt I qualify. I spend most of my free time taking improv classes or performing around the city. If you’re going to call me anything, call me a theater nerd.
Overall I’m very happy with the way the video turned out and so excited that so many love it. I hope the others realize that it’s just a YouTube video and is for entertainment purposes only. If you get upset about it you might want to consider thinking about other problems in the world or making your own video. Sorry, I tried my best. Also, sorry I’m not sorry.
Screw You Kid – Double Stroller
Your kids look like jackasses
Oh great, just screw the rest of us. So you have another sibling that also refuses to walk fast enough to keep up with life? Of course you need the stroller equivalent of a Hummer to get around. It’s not like I wanted to use the sidewalk too.
It’s not all your fault. Your parents could have decided not be complete tant-faces and buy a tandem stroller. Of course that would mean that one of you couldn’t see the wonderful world that you think revolves around you. This is much better because not only do you get to see the grocery store, but you’ll take up the whole isle. That’s cool, I love having to turn my whole cart around waiting for you to exit the cereal isle. I hope that Captain Crunch you got destroys the roof of your mouth. SCREW YOU KIDS!
Nyan Cat
The Nyan Cat video has changed my life. I’ve never had a video shake me to the core like it did. I decided to make my own version, with my own cat. I give you “Nyan Cat” starring Mayor McCheese.
Screw You Kid “Muscles”
Nickname: Juiced Box
Great you’re 10 years old and you’re already a giant bag of douche. Let me do you a favor and map out the rest of your life for you so there are no surprises.
11 years old – You start pouring muscle milk into your fruit loops.
12 years old – You commit your first hate crime.
13 years old – Bro, man, & “get huge” become 90% of your vocabulary.
14 years old – Nickelback becomes your favorite band (because they’re so deep, like you).
15 years old – Anything with sleaves is removed from your wardrobe.
16 years old – You buy a crotch rocket and spend most your free time cruising up and down your small towns main street.
17 years old – You get a girlfriend.
18 years old – You get your girlfriend pregnant.
19 years old and on – You become an alcoholic and constantly talk about “the good old days”.
Your whole life – Screw you kid!
Screw You Kid “Sandwich”
Future Subway Sandwich Artist Dropout
You seriously think this sandwich is the least bit appetizing? It’s obvious that you couldn’t even make a proper lunchable, let alone a normal sandwich.
Things wrong with this sandwich:
- The ingredients are on the top half of the bun for some reason.
- The bottom half of the bun is missing. Maybe it left when your dad left you and your mom.
- The lettuce is neon green.
- There is only one slice of meat.
- And it’s all topped off with some pine needles
Do yourself a favor and spend more time learning how to make a sandwich and less time with a curling iron. SCREW YOU KID!
