Urban Dictionary is one of my favorite sites to check out once in awhile and it used to be a very popular back in the day before Wikipedia took off. For those of you who don’t know, Urban Dictionary is an open community where people can submit their own definitions of words/phrases. It’s a very simple concept that works for two main reasons. 1 – If you start noticing people use a phrase around you, but you’re not sure what it means and you can look it up. 2 – People come up with definitions that would make both Merriam & Webster’s head explode. Below is a quick list of awesome definitions that I love.

Facebook Gold – The ultimate facebook profile picture. This happens when someone looks extremely attractive and is doing something really funny simultaneously. A very rare occurrence.

Cosby Sweater (verb) - The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other ‘bright, colorful’ breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980′s sitcom “The Cosby Show”.

Spot Tease – A parking spot that appears to be open, but is actually taken by a small car or motorcycle. Also can refer to a car that takes up 90% of its own spot and 10% of the one next to it, leaving no room for another car to park.

Docking (verb) – The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another’s penis.

Crop Dusting (verb) – Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailent must suffer it.

Gunt (noun) – This is a combo of gut and c*nt. The gunt is the huge layer of belly fat that hangs over the waist on morbidly obese women and covers the vagina. If for some reason, someone would actually want to have sex with this woman, the gunt must be lifted up out of the way to expose the genitals. (Mostly referred to as a FUPA)

Bacon (noun) – A local town douche-bag that can be found in Oshkosh, WI; known primarily for his Youtube videos and local towns hijinks. Often referred to solely by his last name.

What are some of your favorites?