Archive for January 2011
Microsoft Cloud Spoof – Saturday Night
Below are a few spoofs of the “To The Cloud” commercials by Microsoft. If you haven’t seen one (which I doubt) then click here. Otherwise enjoy the stupidity below. Starring Mike Kauffman & Robert Bacon.
Cat Butt Purse
A few months ago I found a product that I fell in love with, the 10 Cats Shirt. The only problem is I couldn’t find the perfect accessory to complement it. Well, the search was called off when I found “The Cat Butt Purse“.
The "hole" thing is awesome
Of course I had to write a review about it. You can check it out directly HERE so you can give it a good rating or you can just enlarge the image below.
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Awesome Wallpaper
You know what the world doesn’t have enough of? THAT’S RIGHT AWESOME COMPUTER WALLPAPER! So I decided to take it upon myself to create something beyond epic. Enjoy! You can download it here.
You're welcome
Missed Connections
Sometimes I love sitting down and checking out some of the missed connections on craigslist. It’s like a giant list of sad, lonely, perverts. I like to think all of them are real, but I’m sure some are fake. Sadly for me I’m not creepy enough to post a real M4W (men for women) post, but fortunately for you I’m a big enough jerk to post a fake one. Here is the link to the post on Chicago’s craigslist, but that will only be active for a few days so I posted a photo below.
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UPDATE – I’ve already received two real responses to this post and one of them had photos. I would show you the photos, but I’m not that big of a jerk.
Clip Art Rant
Back in 1996 the idea for clip art was pretty cool. Make a bunch of general cartoons/images that people can use in their presentations/projects. Sure it doesn’t sound cool now, but you have to remember that people were paying for the internet by the hour with AOL online disks (probably the dumbest thing ever).
Anyway fast forward to 2011 and some people are still using Clip Art. Most of these people are completely out of the loop and probably think that Microsoft Office’s word art is the best thing ever and sign all their e-mails in comic sans font.
Well I decided to check out what kind of awesome clip art my work computer has and share it with you.
Dooooodles
I’ve never been an artist, but I am a doodler. I really enjoy drawing simple, weird cartoons in my free time. Typically I’ll just draw random things that no one will ever see, but I thought it would be cool to share a couple. Below are doodles inspired by things that were said in improv scenes. If you like them I’ll post more.
Kosher Bacon
Queefing + Whales = Wheefing
