I decided to start a new series of articles titled, “Screw You Kid”. More often than not when I see a kid in public or talk to a kid for an extended period of time I want to tell them off. Unfortunately I can’t do this because for some reason it’s frowned upon in our society. This series should fill that void left in my life.

Seriously kid, the peace sign? How about you try using a hand gesture from your own generation. It’s not the 60′s anymore and you’re just going to have to deal with that. Plus the peace sign has become so corporate now that it’s more ironic to use it than anything and I seriously doubt you understand irony let alone the plot to Blue’s Clues.

Also, I doubt those sunglasses have any UV protection and you’re just wearing them to look cool. It’s good to know that your coolness role model is Chester Cheeto. Unless I’m wrong and you think wearing those glasses makes you invisible. In that case your just an idiot. SCREW YOU KID!